FANDOM


Throughout the YoGPoD there are small segments that act as transitions from one topic to another. These usually consist of Simon Lane voicing one of his many impersonations or original characters to shamelessly self-promoting the YoGPoD.

Simon Edit

Music starts playing

Simon: You're listening to the YoGPoD.

Music fades out

Brian Blessed's Wife Edit

Music starts playing

Hildegarde Neil: HELLO! I'M BRIAN BLESSED'S WIFE! AND I LISTEN TO THE YOGPOD! GOODBYE!

Simon and Lewis laugh

Music fades out

iTunes Edit

Music starts playing

iTunes: "Beep beep boop boop boop be beep beep boop boop boop. This is your iTunes speaking. Thank you for listening to YoGPoD. I enjoy listening to YoGPoD. Thank you! Be be be boop boop."

Music fades out

French Man Edit

Accordion Music starts playing

French Man: 'Allo, you are leesening, to the YoGPoD. C'est bon! C'est tres bon! Ohn Hohn Hohn Hohn.

Accordion Music fades out

Follow-up Edit

Tequila MIDI starts playing

French Man: 'Allo, I am a mex-ee-cawn, an' you are leesening, to the YoGPoD.

Lewis [citation needed]: I don't think that's what a Mexican sounds like.

Tequila MIDI fades out

J.K. Rowling Edit

Music starts playing

Child: Mummy! Mummy! Can I listen to the YoGPoD?

J.K. Rowling: FUCK OFF!

Child: Mummy! No!

Simon goes from doing the sad child voice to laughing

Music fades out

Simon: Obviously, that's J.K. Rowling and her child.

Lewis laughs

Kenny Baker Edit

Music starts playing

Kenny Baker: 'ello, this is Kenny Baker and I listen to the YoGPoD.

Music fades out

Lewis laughs

Simon: That is just weird.

Lewis: You wanna say, this is Kenny Baker, and then what he's famous for.

Music starts playing

Kenny Baker: Hello, this is Kenny Baker. I'm famous for being a dwarf and I listen...

Simon and Lewis start laughing midway through the sentence

Music fades out

Lewis: No...

Simon and Lewis continue laughing

Music starts playing

Simon: Hello...

Simon starts laughing almost instantly

Music fades out

Simon: God, I can't do it now.

Music starts playing

Kenny Baker: 'ello, this is Kenny Baker and I'm famous for being the dwarf who was inside of R2D2 in the Star Wars franchise of movies. And I listen to the YoGPoD.

Music fades out

Lewis laughs

Michael MacDonald Edit

Peter Maziotti: This is Michael MacDonald and I listen to the YoGPoD all day!

A man Edit

Music starts playing

Man: I'm a man, and when I'm not 'avin' a pint in the pub or working on t' building site, I listen t' YoGPoD.

Music fades out

Old man who's fallen over Edit

Music starts playing

Old man: I'm an old man and I've fallen over. I can't get up. But it's alright, because I've got me iPod and I'm listening to the YoGPoD. Oooh, me back. Oh God, oh God.

Music fades out

Simon and Lewis laugh

Simon: That was pretty funny.

Lewis: That was very funny.

Old man with haemorrhoids while riding a horse Edit

Music starts playing

Lewis: Who else have we forgotten? Um... Can you do...

Simon: It's gonna be something ridiculous. You're gonna gi... You're gonna say: "Old man with haemorrhoids who's riding a horse," and I'm going to be like "What?!?"

Lewis laughs

Lewis: Can you do that?

Simon: Oh God. Han... hang on... See if I can... I wanted to make some kind of, like, noise that sounds like I'm on a horse.

Lewis: You need some coconuts or something.

Simon uses an unspecified object to make tapping sounds

Simon: That's too... tinny, isn't it. Hang on.

Simon begins tapping his keyboard with a comb

Old man: I'm an old man, with haemorrhoids...

Simon doesn't finish and starts laughing

Lewis laughs

Simon (laughing): This is ridiculous. This is utterly ridiculous. What am I doing? I'm hitting my fucking keyboard with a comb!

Music fades out

Follow-up Edit

The single time the above liner was used, the following short liner was used as the next one.

Music starts playing

Sounds of Simon tapping the keyboard with a comb can be heard

Lewis: Can you do...

Music fades out

Queen Elizabeth II Edit

Music starts playing

The Queen: Hello? I am her royal highness Queen Elizabeth II. And this YoGPoD is by royal appointment. Hello? Hello? One fancies a Jaffa Cake. Mmm.

Music fades out

Russian caveman Edit

Music starts playing

Russian/Caveman: You listen YoGiPoD.

Simon: I don't know what that is.

Lewis: Is that a caveman or a Russian?

Simon: I don't know.

Russian caveman: Russian caveman, YoGPoD, YoGiPoD.

Music fades out

Simon's Uncle Edit

Music starts playing

Bill: I'm Soimon's uncle, and when I'm not running away from spoiders, or fahrming, or cleaning up pig sheet, I like listening to the YoGParD.

Lewis laughs

Lewis: "Pig sheet"?

Simon: Yeah.... fuck.

Music fades out

Tina Barrett Edit

Music starts playing

Tina Barrett: Ooh, hello. I'm Tina Barrett formerly of S Club 7. I still have yet to release my... my debut solo album because, it's not really going very well, but, um, in the meanwhile I like to listen to the YoGPoD. Ooh, it's, it's really good, ooh... Lewis and Simon... are really amazing. Goodbye.

Simon barely finishes and starts laughing

Music fades out

Lewis laughs

Lewis (laughing): Goodbye.

Simon and Lewis laugh

Lewis: I don't know why I said goodbye there.

Simon laughs

Lewis laughs

Lewis: I just, I just felt like it was polite.

Robotic Tina Barrett Edit

Music starts playing

Text-to-speech engine: Hello, I'm Tina Barrett from S Club 7 and I listen to the YoGPoD.

Music fades out

Warwick Davis Edit

Music starts playing

Warwick Davis: 'ello! I'm Warwick Davis and I'm in a sewer, but I still listen to the YoGPoD.

Simon: And what you can do is you can actually add like an echo-ey sound effect onto that.

Lewis laughs

Simon laughs

Lewis (laughing): Or just... ni, n... not.

Simon: Maybe some dripping water.

Simon and Lewis laugh

Music fades out

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.