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'''There will be casual swearing involved. You have been warned...''' |
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| + | '''Intro:''' Hello, and welcome to YOGSCAST. |
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| + | '''Simon:''' "Hello! You are listening...to the YogPod!" That's a bit like Terry Wogan! |
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| + | ''Lewis laughs'' |
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| + | '''Simon:''' How did it turn into Terry Wogan!? "You're listening, me hearties, to the YogPod." See, when I try and do Terry Wogan, it doesn't sound anything like him, but when I try and do a Welsh accent, it ends up sounding like Terry Wogan. |
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| + | ''Music fades out'' |
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| + | ''Liner: '''Lewis:''' You're listening, to the YogPod.'' |
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| + | '''Simon:''' Wow. This is from, um, Ripley's Believe It or Not big compendium book of facts. |
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| + | '''Lewis:''' Is it like, 1984 edition? Like, you got it for your third birthday or something? |
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| + | '''Simon:''' No. It's a... it's a- |
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| + | ''Sound of book opening'' |
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| + | '''Simon:''' Jesus, can you hear that? Hear me opening the fucking book? Um, it's a... it's a fairly new book, but obviously... I mean, it's got a story from 1985 in there, so... it's... |
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| + | '''Lewis:''' Did your mother buy it for you? For Christmas? One year? |
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| + | '''Simon:''' No, I had to buy it myself. For Christmas. |
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| + | '''Lewis:''' Why did you buy it yourself!? Oh, you bought it yourself for Christmas? |
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| + | '''Simon:''' Are you asking me why I went out and bought a book for myself? |
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| + | '''Lewis:''' No... |
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| + | '''Lewis''' (overlapping Simon): Just a big book of fucking facts? |
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| + | '''Simon''' (mocking Lewis): "You went out and bought a book!? For yourself!? What, a book?" |
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| + | '''Lewis:''' Why didn't you buy the Guinness Book of Records? Surely, that's a superior reference book? |
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| + | '''Simon:''' No, it's shit though. It's boring, it's full of people who just, you know, are in the record books for eating a lot of pies. Yeah, well done. Well done there, you ate a lot of pies. 'Grats. Well done. |
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| + | '''Lewis:''' Or like... |
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| + | '''Lewis:''' ...grew their fingernails out for like, ten years. |
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| + | '''Simon:''' There's probably something in here about that. There's something about a guy who grow... grows horns. |
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| + | '''Lewis:''' Well, we'll get to it eventually. So don't worry about finding it. |
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| + | '''Simon:''' Is that it? We're just gonna read from this book? Just over and over again through the thousands of little articles? Oh, I've got such a good anecdote about library finds! Oh, everybody's got a story, haven't they, about library finds? |
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| + | ''Lewis laughs'' |
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| + | '''Lewis:''' I don't know, I don't think I have! |
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| + | '''Simon:''' Oh, come on, how can you not have a tale? A long, wonderful, winding, feral cat of a tail? |
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| + | '''Lewis:''' I'm banned from telling... anecdotes anyway on the YogPod. After that awful, snow anecdote that I told that just went on forever, and eventually got cut- |
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| + | '''Lewis:''' -which is the reason why we're not doing a Snowcast Part 2. |
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| + | '''Simon:''' If... the thing is, it had no real point to it. It had... it was a very odd story. Very odd! It had no hook. It... I mean, there was nothing interesting about it at all. There was... there was no, like, conflict or drama or irony... |
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| + | '''Lewis:''' There was no moral. |
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| + | '''Simon:''' ...or humour. I've learned nothing from it. It was a complete waste of time. Totally. I di... I came away from that story... just older, but no wiser. |
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| + | '''Lewis:''' Just older. '''(END OF CURRENTLY TRANSCRIBED AREA - 3:12)'''[[Category:Episodes]] |
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Revision as of 23:01, 1 July 2016
Na na na, nana na naa na was the fourth episode of the YoGPoD, released on the 7th March 2009. It was created and produced by Simon and Lewis, also featuring Hannah. The episode is thirty-two minutes and one second in length.
The episode begins with Simon reading from his Ripley's Believe it or Not book. The duo then perform well-known songs in the Katamari Damacy style of replacing all the words with "Na" (hence the title) and end the episode by watching a video of a Russian man falling off a tractor, later named by Simon as "Russian Arse". The episode also includes the conception of the "Letters from the Yognau(gh)ts" segment of the show after Lewis received correspondence from a rather strange young lady who possesses a very weak bladder.
Official Description
"The guys cover the usual bum chat with generous amounts of fluff and singing."
Transcript
(THIS TRANSCRIPT IS A WIP...IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS TRANSCRIPT, THEN PLEASE START YOUR TRANSCRIPT FROM THE VERY FIRST SECOND AND THEN WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED/NEED TO GO, PLEASE MARK THE LAST TRANSCRIPTED WORD WITH A TIMESTAMP)
There will be casual swearing involved. You have been warned...
Music starts playing
Intro: Hello, and welcome to YOGSCAST.
Simon: "Hello! You are listening...to the YogPod!" That's a bit like Terry Wogan!
Lewis laughs
Simon: How did it turn into Terry Wogan!? "You're listening, me hearties, to the YogPod." See, when I try and do Terry Wogan, it doesn't sound anything like him, but when I try and do a Welsh accent, it ends up sounding like Terry Wogan.
Music fades out
Liner: Lewis: You're listening, to the YogPod.
Simon: Wow. This is from, um, Ripley's Believe It or Not big compendium book of facts.
Lewis: Is it like, 1984 edition? Like, you got it for your third birthday or something?
Simon: No. It's a... it's a-
Sound of book opening
Simon: Jesus, can you hear that? Hear me opening the fucking book? Um, it's a... it's a fairly new book, but obviously... I mean, it's got a story from 1985 in there, so... it's...
Lewis: Did your mother buy it for you? For Christmas? One year?
Simon: No, I had to buy it myself. For Christmas.
Lewis: Why did you buy it yourself!? Oh, you bought it yourself for Christmas?
Simon: Are you asking me why I went out and bought a book for myself?
Lewis: No...
Simon: Is that a weird thing to do?
Lewis (overlapping Simon): Just a big book of fucking facts?
Simon (mocking Lewis): "You went out and bought a book!? For yourself!? What, a book?"
Lewis: Why didn't you buy the Guinness Book of Records? Surely, that's a superior reference book?
Simon: No, it's shit though. It's boring, it's full of people who just, you know, are in the record books for eating a lot of pies. Yeah, well done. Well done there, you ate a lot of pies. 'Grats. Well done.
Lewis: Or like...
Simon: F-T-W M-8
Lewis: ...grew their fingernails out for like, ten years.
Simon: There's probably something in here about that. There's something about a guy who grow... grows horns.
Lewis: Well, we'll get to it eventually. So don't worry about finding it.
Simon laughs
Simon: Is that it? We're just gonna read from this book? Just over and over again through the thousands of little articles? Oh, I've got such a good anecdote about library finds! Oh, everybody's got a story, haven't they, about library finds?
Lewis laughs
Lewis: I don't know, I don't think I have!
Simon: Oh, come on, how can you not have a tale? A long, wonderful, winding, feral cat of a tail?
Lewis: I'm banned from telling... anecdotes anyway on the YogPod. After that awful, snow anecdote that I told that just went on forever, and eventually got cut-
Simon: I-
Lewis: -which is the reason why we're not doing a Snowcast Part 2.
Simon: If... the thing is, it had no real point to it. It had... it was a very odd story. Very odd! It had no hook. It... I mean, there was nothing interesting about it at all. There was... there was no, like, conflict or drama or irony...
Lewis: There was no moral.
Simon: ...or humour. I've learned nothing from it. It was a complete waste of time. Totally. I di... I came away from that story... just older, but no wiser.
Lewis laughs
Lewis: Just older. (END OF CURRENTLY TRANSCRIBED AREA - 3:12)