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"Fack off!"
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| J.K. Rowling | |
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| Gender | Female |
| Current Member? | No |
| Occupation | Author |
Joanne "Jo" Rowling is a British author who is best known for writing the popular Harry Potter series of books.
Characteristics[]
She makes regular appearances on the YoGPoD shouting "FUCK OFF!" at people (often her own child) with her extremely masculine voice. Her most recent apperance - YoGPoD 37 - Hodor!
Quotes[]
- "FUUUCK OFF!"
- "FUUCK OFF!"
- "FUCK OFF!"
- "Read Harry Potter again! Read from the start!"
Career at St Mary's School for Exceptional Children[]
J.K. Rowling recently started work as a librarian at St Mary's School for Exceptional Children - Not for the Feckless (a.k.a Celebrity School of St Mary's).
- 'Outstanding'
- 'Inspirational'
- 'Exceptionally brilliant'
- 'An advanced primary school'
- 'It's a proper school. It's not, you know, they don't just colour and play in sand.'
- 'This is an advanced school for quick witted children. Not for the feckless!'
- 'No feckless people allowed!'
J.K. Rowling was extremely lucky to get taken on at St Mary's and doesn't let anyone forget how good her job is. Sometimes she comes across as very arrogant and smug, but that's all fine.
"FUCK OFF!" - J.K. Rowling by FredMalm.
Rowling's first act as librarian was to remove all the books from the library and replace them with her own 'Harry Potter' books. This caused much controversy amongst parents and guardians of the students who felt that this was innapropriate - the students needed dictionaries and atlases. Rowling was also taken up on her appauling use of language around the children. She spoke very crudely and constantly swore around the students. On one occasion, Rowling even told a child to 'FUCK OFF' for the heinous crime of requesting 'Non-Harry Potter' literature. Rowling was taken to court but she won the court case after giving a signed copy of 'Harry Potter and the Deathy Hallows' to the judge.