I am Michael Macdonald and I listen to the YoGPoD all day was the thirty-third episode of the YoGPoD. It was created and produced by Simon and Lewis. In this episode, Lewis and Simon play the liners sent in by the Yognau(gh)ts.

Transcript Edit

There will be casual swearing involved. You have been warned.

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Recording: This is Michael McDonald and I listen to the YoGPoD all day (x2)

Recording: Yes, This is Mr. Burns, and I think the YoGPoD is... Excellent

Simon: I think that one's good, the Mr. Burns

Simon: (Singing): This is Michael McDonald and I listen to the YoGPoD all...

(Lewis Laughs)

Simon: Who is Michael McDonald??

Lewis: I don't know

Simon: What is going on?

Lewis (Singing): This is Michael McDonald and I listen to the YoGPoD all day

(Lewis and Simon laugh)

Simon: What is... What the fuck!

Lewis: What is that?

Simon: I've got no Idea, no idea

Simon & Lewis: This is Michael McDonald and I listen to the YoGPoD all day

Lewis: Oh goodness me

(Lewis and Simon Laugh)

(Intro Plays)

Lewis: So this is when you posted on you facebook that you wanted people to send in their own versions of little... umm

Simon: Artist Liners they're called Lewis, That's the phrase you're struggling for, in the darkness of your ignorance

Lewis: Mmm, So who are these from?

Simon: Peter Maserati

Lewis: So he's not called Michael McDonald?

Simon: No, he's not called, umm, Malcolm McDonald

Simon: This is Michael McDonald and I listen to the YoGPoD all day! No it's not him... Fucking Weirdo, but they were good, ohh God

Lewis: I don't know who Michael McDonald is, Malcolm McDonald, Michael McDonald


Lewis: Wow haha wow, oh my goodness!

Recording: Oh Hey! I'm a big Fat <Something> from New York, and when I'm not telling everybody I bet their fucking pizza sucks, I like to listen to the YoGPoD alright?

Simon: He kinda fancies himself, this guy, as a bit of a...

Lewis: He Does! As a bit of an impressionist

Simon: ...a bit of a person, he's got... ideas, We're gonna have to use these you realise? He's put literally minutes of effort into this

(Lewis laughs)


Lewis: What's that supposed to be? Is that a reference to something?

Simon: It's called Marogear, no Marogar.mp3, so I guess it's a reference to... ummm... thing

Lewis: First boss of Ice Crown, umm

Simon: It's a bit strange, isn't it? Bit Strange. Ahh, lets listen to the next one... Ahhhhh hahaha oh fuck this is bad, hang on!

Recording: Did you think we had forgotten! Did you THINK the YoGPoD had forgiven?

Lewis: Hahah WHAT? Is that it?

Simon: Yeah! He's probably quoting something! Probably another fucking World of Warcraft boss.

Lewis: Did you think we had forgotten? Did you think we had forgiven?! What is that? What is that? I don't get that!

Simon: I don't know! It's really weird isn't it!

Lewis: Thank You for that (harrumphs) Did people not get the brief when you described what you wanted?

Simon: Who sent that? Uhhh... Jacob Railton

Lewis: Did you just say: "Could you please SPAZ into your microphone?" Is that what you said?

Simon: Pretty much, Yeah pretty much


Simon: Hang on, (Laughs), Okay I got one form James Goodman, that you've replied to, so you must've heard this one before... Okay? James Goodman

Recording: Your're Your're Your're Your're listening to the YoGPoD, the YoGPoD.

Lewis: See thats good! That is good! I like that a lot! It's the kinda thing we want man, that!

Simon: It's so deadpan!

Simon: You're, you're, you're, you're listening to the YoGPoD, the YoGPoD. uhh, The YoGPoD

Simon: Robin... Ridgianey! He's done a few of them!

Recording: Welcome! And you are listening to the YoGPoD!

Recording: (Whispered) Welcome, and you are listening to the YoGPoD

Recording: Hi! I'm a reeeally old man, and I like listening to the YoGPoD.

Recording: Oi Grandad! What you doin on that PC? It's mine! Get off it! Now!

Lewis: His really old man, sound like he's from liverpool, he sounds like a member of the Beatles!

Simon: Well maybe the only old men Robin Ridgiarney know are all um, Liverpudlian! You didn't think of that! Right... Yo Sup Darkeys, so here is my "Liner," It makes me think of Dr. Evil: "Here is my... LINER!" Feel free to pay me for my work! Lost my lame DLL so its a WAV. I don't know.. what does that mean?! Technical... Mumbo Jumbo and Gibberish!

Lewis: I don't know!

Recording: Your Listening to the YoGPoD

Lewis: Was that... Was that it?

Simon: What the....

Lewis: What was that?!

Simon: It's one second long! You fucking kidding me! Okay, lets listen to this again, just in case you missed it somehow.

Recording: Your Listening to the YoGPoD

Recording: Your Listening to the YoGPoD

Recording: Your Listening to the YoGPoD

Simon: Well thanks! Thanks for that! Thanks Matt Rawcliffe!

Lewis: That was awesome! That must have taken him longer to like, SAVE than to record!

Simon: Right click, save as took longer than the actual recording!

Lewis: YourlisteningtotheYoGPoD

Simon: YourlisteningtotheYoGPoD

Simon: Anyway, Nick Fuckface sends us this lovely story about the YoGPoD challenge we did ages ago, about shaking up a can of pop. and he says:

"Good afternoon, my main man Lewis! Today the purpose of this e-mail is to inform you of something that happened recently in my life after hearing Simon challenge my manly authority by saying that if I had the balls to record myself shake up a soda can really well, and having a friend record me.

Simon: Oh, That's it! He doesn't know how to construct a sentence... okay

Lewis: Like most of our listeners, yeah!

Immediately, I rung up a few friends and said: "Hey, want to come over to my house and quickly help me with something?" Of course they rejected, since most of them do not like me after I showed them your YoGPoD. Anyway, I thought: "Okay, this will be terrible since I have no-one to record me, and you will just think I am a nutter." But then I remembered! I have a sister! She is about 14 years old, I am 17 I said: "Hey, come over here and record this for me, I need it for a science assignment. I guess since she was doing nothing, she accepted, and held the camera for me. So she starts recording me, and I say: "Hello, I am Dave! Yognaut and I have the balls!"  I immediately toss the can at the wall in order for it to be a legit test.

Lewis: Hang on hang on! Stop stop stop

Simon: Oh here we go!

Lewis: Hello! I am Dave! and I have the balls?! That is now our official phrase!

Simon: That should be our new...

Lewis: I have the balls!


Lewis: Wow!

Simon: That's amazing!

Simon: So he tosses the can of cola or whatever it is, in order for it shake it up, so he throws it at the wall, "I have the Balls!!" throws it at the wall...

Suddenly, the can starts shrieking. Me and my sister look at eachother in shock, I begin to make my way towards the can to tap it, and I hear a loud banging noise coming from the can. I am scared. I am nervous. I am sweating. And my sister is laughing, while recording me watching this can screech and make loud banging noises. I leap towards the can and grab hold of it. The can starts resisting my grasp. I hold on tightly and annihilate the top of the can. I grab the little handle while the can shakes furiously and screeches at me.

Lewis: Handle?!

Simon: I don't know what he's talking about

Lewis: What kinda of can is this!?

Simon: I have no idea, and he anniolates the top of that can

Lewis: This is a nightmare!

Simon: He says:

I grab the little handle while the can shakes furiously and screeches at me, and without thinking, I pull the handle.

Simon: Oh he means the tab, on the top I guess! Are you ready for this?

Lewis: No

Simon: The can explodes. Giant beams of Coca-Cola shoot all over my room. One surges towards my sister and blows a hole in her head, killing her instantly. My house begins to fall apart, I hear the loudest noise I have ever heard in my life. I slowly turn around to see a rip in the space-time continuum. It is sucking everything it can: my neighbours, my pets, my house, my sister's corpse, my property, my street, my region, my city, my state, my country (Australia),

Lewis: Oh!

and then it overloaded and exploded. All that was left was a small island, me and my computer and video camera. A single tear is running down my eye, as I thought about all the things I would never do again, the people I would never see again. I then went on my computer and began this e-mail. In conclusion; no, tapping the top of a soda can will not stop it from exploding if it is shaken. It does not work, do not try it ever, okay? Sincerely, a true Australian YoGPoD fan.

Lewis: Thanks Nick!

Simon: That's Nick FuckFace, and then he's got a PS:

P.S.: My sister didn't even record, what the fuck stupid bitch!"

Lewis: That's not very nice!

Simon: Not something nice to say about your, dead sister, jeez!

Lewis: No! You shouldn't do that, that's terrible, well?

Simon: We got there in the end, finally reading out this e-mail after many, many months

Lewis: Can you see why I didn't read that one out before though?

(Lewis laughs)

Lewis: I mean you are scraping the bottom of the poo barrel, basically

Simon: It's brilliant, it's brilliant, it's delicious creamy poo and I'm happy to rub it over my face

Lewis: I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t,

Lewis and Simon: And I have the balls!

Simon: Oh god, I mean that is good isn't it, I am Dave! YogPod and I have the balls!

(Lewis laughs)

Simon: Ok, I've got some more, there's some more liners, oh Jesus, oh God

Lewis: Ok

SImon: Ar... Fransesco Bourg Banatchi, which is the widest fucking, everyone's got a weird name if their not English

Lewis: Yep

Simon: I always find that, isn't that strange, how to me, an English person, un-English names seam weird.

Fransesco (whispering): You are YogPod!

Simon: A serial killer in that making, thank you Fransesco

Lewis: Oh goodness, that's terrifying

Simon: Fransesco, whatever, I think he's Italian with a name like that,



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